It's not super-sweet and romantic of him when he buys you beer and/or gets you a fake.If you're an inexperienced drinker who feels it after 2 bottles of Mike's Hard, that benefits 3.Among the biggest reasons that he likes you is because you're young.Yes, he might be into you because you like the same bands and you act "mature for your age." (Has he ever told you that you have "an old soul?Some will tell you that they’ve finally figured it all out and some more will say they feel hopeless for the first time in their lives. But perhaps the motliest part of this crowd is the ever-growing group of 30-year-old single guys.
He’s not really sure how to be single but he’s goddamn happy he is, and he’s sure as hell going out tonight.You'll end up alienating the friends who are dropping truth-bombs such as the one above.Next thing you know, he's your closest friend as well as your boyfriend — which creates a co-dependent dynamic that's bad for any relationship.8.He tried to rebel briefly, but after his last girlfriend was not allowed in his parents’ house, causing her to cry, he gave up on that.He’d also really appreciate it if his mother would stop setting him up on dates.Oh and she also speaks French, plays tennis, sings beautifully, reads voraciously and she’s a history buff. As long as anyone can remember, The New Lease On Life Guy had been dating his longterm girlfriend.He never seemed that happy in the relationship, but everyone just assumed they would eventually get married.He imagines her often—gorgeous as they come, she turns heads; bursting with charm and charisma, she lights up every room she enters; she’s a brilliant rising star in her career and beloved by her many friends.And that’s just her public persona—at home, she’s fantastic in bed, a spectacular cook, loving, selfless, and devoted. He’s immersed in a fierce battle between his superhuman standards and his terror of being 40 and single—because 40 and single is not supposed to be part of The Total Package’s story. However cool it makes you is exactly how lame it makes him.You might feel like Joan Jett when he picks you up in his Seville outside the high school in front of all your friends, but he is being mercilessly mocked by all of the women in his life for dating a 14-year-old.2.